2005 CPFL Web Board

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/27/2005 5:44:01 PM EST

Thanks Ed. It was a great game and matchup. Having both teams have multiple players in the last game and having it go into the second half of the Monday Night game was really something. It was a great season. Thanks for the congrats Ken.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/27/2005 12:54:29 AM EST

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Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 12/27/2005 12:39:11 AM EST

Way to go Frank!!!!!!!!!!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/27/2005 12:15:08 AM EST

Frank, let me be the 1st to say congrats. I thought I had a good chance until the 2nd half, then it all fell apart. Thanks to everyone for a great season and see you all in March.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/26/2005 10:44:33 PM EST

Good Luck Ed! Only a half of football to go and unless I get a 9 point lead nearing the end I will not be comfortable. Go J-E-T-S!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/25/2005 11:37:40 PM EST

All tied with one game to go. It only seems right that it should come down to the last game of the season to determine the champ. Tomorrow's game should be fun to watch. Frank, good luck, but as you said earlier not too much. Lets go Defense.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/25/2005 6:07:30 PM EST

One down three to go...........let's see more Muhammad baby! I smells a shoot out in cheese land!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/25/2005 3:19:21 PM EST

Hey Marty, thanks for the Jinx. I can see it now, Tom Brady and Brooks Bollinger have career days throwing 4 TDs each, 3 of Brady's to Givens. Vinatieri injured on opening kick off. Missed Direction 70 - Fat Ass 28.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/25/2005 12:59:25 PM EST

You are toast Frank! Then again, those matchups do look good. Big night out of Vinatieri will get it done! Even Mason gets a score in the Baltimore romp of the Vikings. Shit, maybe two! Fat Ass 53, the Fantasy MD 51. Take it to the bank! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to all!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/25/2005 12:13:20 AM EST

Well Ed...........if you're a gambling man I'd say you're not doing your homework friend. Otherwise you'd be talking a lot more shit to me than that. That J-E-T-S D held the Pats to only 16 points three weeks ago. Not to mention the fact that thier D has the second pass defense unit in the whole league despite being the lowly team that they are! This game easily could become a Vinetieri fest which would lead you to rolling me in the Super Bowl! And if I had more time I'd talk about how they lead the league in fumbles lost at 17 and how their QB's have thrown 14 interceptions! That's wet dream stuff when it comes to the NE D that's improved by leaps and bounds in the last 6 weeks since Bruschi's return! And I'm sure someone else might point out that this game is in New York which for some f'ed reason is the home of the unders! This game has ugly written all over it..........15-3 NE win. That means that Muhammad has to grab 3 TD's and 100 Yds Rec'g. for me in the Packer Slaughter tomorrow. I am a Bears fan but even that is a little far fetched Grossman return or not! PS That kind of poormouthing would even send Lou Holtz home packing folks........another bush league piece of homage paid to those none existant Fantasy Gods that we all love to hate and fear!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/24/2005 11:39:53 PM EST

Frank, if I we're a gambling man, which I am, I would agree that it looks pretty good for you. Moats and Mcnair putting up goose eggs will likely spell my doom. Unless the mighty??? Jets Defense steps up and holds the Pats to 5 FGs. I am happy that I have a shot going into the last 3 games, which is more than I expected. So, lets go Jets...J-E-T-S!!!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/24/2005 10:05:06 PM EST

I can't jinx myself can I?! Boy do I like my chances! Up 3 with Brady, Dillon, Givens and Muhammad vs. Mason, Vinieteri and NE's D. Two defensive struggles could be my demise. But I see scoring in the future for these offensive players! If I'm not mistaken that would be the first back to back other than the Red Elephants!..........On another note it will take quite a bit to catch the Big Cat to take the Power Points award.........that's a cool hundo.......or c note for the rest of you. I'm a comin' Marty.........now you just have to sit back and take it!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/24/2005 1:16:21 PM EST

Hey Steve-O, thanks for the information. I think you might be right as injuries do seem to be an important factor in fantasy ... I just never realized it. Doh! Come to think of it, they play just as big a role in the real games as well. Then again, you just rarely hear real GMs and coaches whine about it as much as fantasy GMs do. Also, when you wait until the 5th round of a fantasy draft to grab a RB, you are rolling the dice. Your team would have sucked even if it had stayed healthy. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Congratulations Steve-O, you are the winner of the 2005 CPFL Tampax award. Here is your prize: Click Here Next year we will take $10 out of the prize pool and purchase a "My Pussy Hurts" T-Shirt for the winner.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/24/2005 12:18:31 PM EST

Steve it's great to hear from you. It's a shame you have to be crying like a little winer though. If you look back at any prior years you will see that the teams left in the playoffs and the Super Bowl were the teams with the least injuries or at least injuries that were timed well with pick ups. I guess two years running with injuries and your TO experience have worn you down. Let me tell you Steve, YOU WERE DUE! If you're just complaining now after two years of injuries I give you no sympathy. The injuy bug was a regular thing for me until last year. It's nice to see you've possibly come down to earth and may realize you still don't know shit you were just lucky not to get injuries those years you did well! And we're doing well since we didn't have injuries. How about showing a little class and just congradulating everyone and letting them know you'll be back even badder next year minus the injuries?

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 12/24/2005 2:56:44 AM EST

Before you go patting yourself on the back Frank, don't forget to mention how you didn't even have an ingrown toenail for an injury this year. Same with you too BigCat. There's a reason for your records. Almost all the rest of us have been dealing with injuries since week 1. Just like last year: I had Steve Smith catch a TD then promptly get injured for the year a play later in the 1st game. Read: This year's Darrell Jackson. So instead of crying about Fantasy Gods and crying a river about who and when your playing, just remember the only reason you're even in that position is because you didn't have an injury like all the rest of us. In my case, I didn't go a week without one of my top players being AT LEAST doubtful. Not Questionable, not probable...either OUT or Doubtful. Funny how just about the ONLY 2 injury free teams have the best records.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:04 AM EST

Well Ed, if I had to lose to someone I have to say at least it will be FLY FAT ASS FLY! Hell of a fantasy name. We will see what happens next week with the Football Fantasy Gods. I hope it doesn't look like a whitewash on paper. That isn't a good sign lately in fantasy football. Good Luck...........(but as Marty likes to say) not too much good luck!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/20/2005 12:51:55 AM EST

Wow. I was expecting to lose with Gado going tonight. Congrats on a good inaugural season Mika. So Frank, what do you say we make next week interesting and you spot me 20 points. The way that I see it I have about the 8th best team in the league and am in the Championship game by pure luck, so I need the help. Gotta love those Fantasy Gods, maybe they will be with me next weekend as well. Good Luck next weekend Frank.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/19/2005 11:37:46 PM EST

Good - Derrick Mason got 2 pts. and he'll probably have 3 by the time the game is over. With the game going the way it was, Gado would probably never have got a TD and I'd be pulling my hair out, so this was a much more humane way to let me down.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/19/2005 10:53:41 PM EST

That's because I just lost... Gado is out for the game. Bad roster decision on my part when Domanick Davis went out cost me the game, I should've jumped on Jonathan Wells... maybe if I had more time. Oh well. I hope Derrick Mason scores at least a TD to make me feel better. Best of luck to Ed in the championship game, it was a fun year and just like fantasy football tends to go, my team picked a wonderful week to score the 2nd lowest total I've had this year.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/19/2005 10:47:42 PM EST

No halftime chatter from the two opponents? How balless and boring!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/19/2005 6:40:49 PM EST

Thanks for the congradulations Marty! One thing is for sure. The best team doesn't win. At least most of the time that seems to be the case. Fantasy Gods?! It's the only logical choice in figuring out why it happens that way. Some strage god that doesn't follow logic or reason. On paper Marty, your team was the better team forwards and backwards. I had a solid QB,2RB's, 1WR and the top TE with two huge holes at the other two WR spots. Your lineup didn't have a hole in it. Maybe QB for arguments sake due to injury/disappointment. Any way you slice it up it wasn't fair. I hope that at the very least I'll be able to beat either one of the other two pretenders that show up next week in spite of the Fantasy Gods. Taking the division will at least leave the taste in your mouth not as sour Marty. Either way one of us was set up for a big disappointment. The number 1 and 2 teams facing each other in the semi finals for fantasy footbll is a let down. If you win I have the satisfaction of being the second best team in the league and basically winning squat because you beat me out of the division. I still may get disappointed if I don't win the Super Bowl because in money terms I will still have little to show for a great season. Now that I have won you are the best team this year in fantasy watching the Super Bowl from the sidelines. Once again winning the division makes it a little more palitable for you but it still SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! All I can say is I hope to goodness that Moator Boating SOB pulls this game out of his A$$ because he's the real bigtime pretender of the two that are left. Fly Fat Ass Flay(I love that name) has a scary lineup and should be disappointed if they don't pull it out with a little help from Mr. Mason on national TV. I will be lending an eye on the game so I know who to gameplan for going into the Super Bowl.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/19/2005 5:37:17 PM EST

At least two people will be watching tonight's thrilling monday night game! Wheeeeeeeee! Frank, congrats! In a perfect world (maybe not perfect but just better) we would be playing next week in what would have been a repeat of last year's Championship matchup.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/18/2005 11:35:48 PM EST

Samkon, don't make me regret starting Ronnie Brown instead of picking up Jonathan Wells. Samkon, don't make me regret not picking up Chris Cooley this week over Heath Miller. Samkon, take us to the championship! I knew it would come down to you and I have faith - more faith than in Derrick Mason and up by 2 points! "The Ravens are struggling at 92.8 yards a game, which would be a franchise-worst mark. With the NFL's top-ranked pass defense, the Packers have limited quarterbacks to a 49 percent completion rate and 105 net passing yards over the past four games." "For the last five games, I've been a glorified running back. Basically, I catch 5- and 6-yard routes." -- Baltimore receiver Derrick Mason. OH MY GADO IT'S COME DOWN TO MNF!

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 12/18/2005 7:12:38 PM EST

F U Drew Bennett. I finally give up on you and then you score 2 TDs.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/18/2005 3:54:17 PM EST

Shaun Alexander ... you are a bum. You are fired! Clinton Portis ... time to step it up a notch and show that loser Alexander how to get it done.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/18/2005 12:12:29 PM EST

Injury strikes again! My top two running backs of the draft are now down for the count. Priest Holmes weeks ago and Domanick Davis today. Well just like I channelled good energy into the Browns to beat the Bengals last week - today I channel that energy to my scrub runners, the Ronnie and Samkon attack! Beware Ed, these guys have nothing to play for but my road to the fantasy championship and I heard that they didn't eat all day yesterday so they're gonna be hungry for TDs! Frank or Marty, I hope you are ready to get beaten by this dark horse in the finals!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/17/2005 11:38:05 PM EST

PS HEY DEANO! WHO WAS YOUR STONE COLD LOCK THIS WEEK??!! AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT OFFENDING ANYONE, I WOULD HAVE CALLED MARTY AS MY STONE COLD LOCK AND DID SO AFTER LOOKING AT HIS MATCHUPS! As a matter of fact if you did have Marty as your lock I might start my victory drinking right now because we both know how you do when you go against the Football Doctor my friend!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 12/17/2005 11:35:03 PM EST

Thank you Marty! I couldn't have asked for a better start by any means. I am still afraid of an Alexander explosion or a Portis 3TD day like he did often at the end of last year. I'm hoping the Fantasy Gods are good to me and don't hand me a loss after a 42 - 0 start. If I'm lucky enough to prevail there may be consolation in not getting teased till the end. Either way it will be a long Sunday for me waiting to see if I'm shown up when it's all said and done. I will be at Soldier Field tomorrow before the 3 o'clock games end to see what happens. I can promise you I'll be mooned to the nuts if I am victorious and hopefully won't have my buzz stepped on by the Hotlanta Falcons on Sunday night. It's a funny game we play this fantasy, whether you're ahead as I am or behind you're never comfortable till the end comes and it will be a hell of a ride from now until about 6:20 or so tomorrow night. Good Luck Marty..........but not too much good luck!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/17/2005 9:26:11 PM EST

Not a bad start Frank. Hello! Time for a Shaun Alexander 5 TD day!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/13/2005 8:31:47 AM EST

Playoffs: Missed Direction (4) at BigCat (1) Fly Fat Ass Fly (3) at Motor Boatin SOB (2) The higher seed will win ties during the playoffs. I have added a full schedule so the site will track all scores. Everyone is still eligible for the weekly award. Moves can be made during the playoffs. Teams who are not involved in the playoffs and only playing for the weekly award may make moves but these moves will not affect the available players for the teams who are still involved in the playoffs. Players picked up by teams involved in the playoffs will not be available to teams who are not. For example, if a team who is not involved in a playoff game picks up a player then that player will still be available for one of the playoff teams. Both teams will get to use that player in their weekly lineup. If a playoff team picks up a player then that player will not be available to any other team. I will have to manually adjust the scores for teams not in the playoffs if they pick up a player that is also picked up by a playoff team. If you are not in the playoffs and and make a pickup, please send me your starting lineup via email.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/9/2005 11:23:59 AM EST

YOU'RE GOING DOWN CARSON, RUDI, and SHAYNE! Get ready to see what happens when your team looks like this:

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/6/2005 5:57:41 PM EST

Congrats to BigCat, your 2005 Western Division Champion! Wheeeeeeeeee! Remember folks; we play for the weekly prize ($25) through week 16 and all teams are eligible. The Power Point Wildcard team is obviously chosen after 14 weeks but the Power Point Award ($100) encompasses all 16 weeks of our season.

Chris Benton - Smarty Jones: Posted on 12/6/2005 6:39:29 AM EST

Don't know what I did to make the fantasy gods toy with me like this, but whatever it was, I'm sorry!!. Told you Cat!

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/5/2005 9:53:39 PM EST

Wow, I guess I miscalculated... so I can relax tonight - but it will all be riding on next weekend. I plan on unearthing the Ragin' Nigerian Samkon Gado off the pine to carry me to the playoffs! I also hope the Cleveland Browns play spoiler for me in a divisional game that probably matters more to me than it does to them! I say they can do it!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 12/5/2005 4:08:31 PM EST

The way that I see it Motor Boat is that The Stooges will win the division with a win next week against you regardless of your outcome this week. If the Stooges win, you will have split head to head, and will have identical division records, so it will come down to starting points. Also, Chase is still alive but needs a big night out of Stevens tonight and a Missed Direction win. If Chase can steal the W tonight and then win next week, he will win the tiebreaker in your division (assuming Stooges wins next week and their is a three way tie). You can put a fork in the Bangers. The Central division comes down to next week's Fat Ass / Smarty Jones match up. The winner takes the division regardless of whether Smarty comes back and gets the W this week. Bigcat needs to hold on tonight or for Motor Boat to kick his way to a win. A win for BigCat or a loss for the Fantasy MD will give the division to BigCat. If not this week, then true again next week. It looks like the power point wildcard will come down to Stooges vs. Missed Direction unless The Stooges take the division and assuming that Bigcat takes care of business with the division. I think my numbers are accurate. Wheeeee!

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 12/5/2005 12:19:43 PM EST

Wow - the Stooges scored 82 points this week! He's been on fire the past 4 weeks... and I'm not too confident about beating him next week in what would most likely be a do or die situation for the both of us. If Josh Brown can just put 8 points up tonight, it will slam the door shut so I can take the division. Go KICKER! And I wish I had known Ben Roth was going to blow up this week so I could've started him!

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/29/2005 12:16:31 AM EST

WOW!!!.......Love them kickers wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...i still have a pulse

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/27/2005 9:01:18 PM EST

Who needs a QB anyway! The position is so overrated. Wheeeee!!!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/27/2005 5:01:29 PM EST

Ah, 17 points down with some talent left to play ... no problem. Wait! Doh! Leftwich carted off the field on first drive! The Horror! The Horror!

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/27/2005 12:33:16 AM EST

I think you need to get it right he was your 4th pick

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/26/2005 1:34:58 PM EST

first 3 picks Chase.....darrell jackson. get it right.

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/24/2005 11:32:24 PM EST

Aaaaaaaaaaah the board lives....i think SOB is lucky that Farve didn't hit Driver for the 3rd TD giving him a 2 game lead.......i think the central division is lucky they're in the central division......Say what you want about Frank, it's nice to see a guy talk up his team while in the battle and not after they have won the deal. ...as for your luck bangers of losing your top 2 picks, is that really bad luck or very poor drafting, i mean TO didn't even want to be there knowing how he has acted over the years, him completing the season was a stretch so knowing he probably wouldn't complete the season why pick up Donovan next who useless without him.....was it lucky Denver won the toss leading to me hitting my 4 team turkey day parlay card wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!.... the new channel 5 sports girl is hot.......one thing we all know is skill Wanny has ended his season under 500 again wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee he still sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY TURKEY DAY

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/24/2005 1:36:07 PM EST

Ah, the old fantasy luck discussion. One of my favorites. It is like a fine traditional Christmas poem, you get to hear it every year, it never changes, the authors are always different, it can make eyes water, and you know that you will get it to hear it again next year. Speaking of tradition. Tis the season for posting SteveO's letter to santa. My only knock on Frank is the "relishing in success". 3 BIG weeks to go and every division is up for grabs. Not to mention that the Power Point race is heating up. It is a bit early for a pat on the back. Proclaiming that others are "swimming with the fishes" is a different story. Wheeeeeeeeee! Frank, good luck this week. Wait, who am I crapping. You have had enough good luck this year. May the mighty defenses of Houston, Kansas City and New England rise to the occasion and keep their scoreboards showing goose eggs. May the crystal ball finally be wrong and let you down with your WR choices this week. May Buffalo prove that Steve Smith and Company are truly overrated. More goose eggs please! Happy Thanksgiving to all!

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 11/24/2005 12:45:36 PM EST

Sorry, Frank. From your earlier post, it didn't sound like you were accounting for the possiblity of luck having anything to do with your success. I think there is an element of luck in any team's success (or lack thereof) when it comes to this fantasy business. I didn't feel like I "knocked" you, but if you don't think it a little bit lucky that you have avoided injuries, then you deserve to be. This more recent response from you suggests to me that maybe you realize this, no?

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/24/2005 11:55:40 AM EST

Yeah you should be knocked Frank, you MORON. Only a F&*&*&* MORON relishes about his teams' success when he hasn't even had an ingrown toenail for an injury. Meanwhile, you decide to post about a team and fishes who lost his first 3 picks of the draft. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that team is propbably done for the year. Wait...it takes a MORON to figure it out. Certainly there is some cat up a tree you need to rescue instead of giving us your annual MORONIC insights on here. I'm going to make it personal embarassing your SORRY ASS in baseball (as usual) this upcoming year. YES, I AM BACK!!!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/23/2005 9:13:05 AM EST

Remember folks: The roster change deadline is moved to Wednesday 8:00 P.M. prior to Thanksgiving. All players who are dropped by this deadline will be restricted free agents until 9:30 A.M. the following morning. Gobble! Gobble!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/23/2005 1:37:06 AM EST

Excuse me for noticing Jim but there's always big injuries that take one or two teams down every year. That shouldn't take away from another team's success. This is the second year in a row that injuries haven't desimated my teams and I'm at the top again. So should I be knocked for that?

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/22/2005 12:49:43 AM EST

Bastards, i'd rather lose by 30 than get that close and not win. Arggggggggggggg

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 11/21/2005 9:30:59 AM EST

No whining here, Mart. Just taking on Frank's self-congratulatory post by pointing out that there may more to his success than superior skill, prescience, and/or strategy.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/20/2005 11:58:06 PM EST

Congrats to Deano...........Larry Johnson almost overcame the deficit all himself even with Kennison working against him! A tie at the top of the division so next week's matchup of the Big Cat and the Football Doctor is for all the marbles!

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/20/2005 11:19:07 PM EST

FFFFFFFFFFFF, i shoulda stayed retired. I was up big then bam. I need Farve to Driver X3 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/20/2005 5:27:16 PM EST

I think this board needs a hankie!

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 11/20/2005 11:34:13 AM EST

Yeah, I may be swimming with the fishes Frank, but when you lose your first 2 picks of the draft, let me know how your team is doing.

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/20/2005 9:41:03 AM EST

Yeah, I may be swimming with the fishes Frank, but when you lose your first 3 picks of the draft, let me know how your team is doing.

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 11/18/2005 2:32:13 PM EST

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND(FRANK)..THIS WEEK'S STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCKS. FRANK- I'M PICKING EVERY MATCH-UP THIS WEEK FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE: 1. THE STOOGES (-3). CARSON PALMER LIGHTS UP INDY IN A SHOOT OUT. 2. MOTOR BOATIN SOB (-5). THE SOB WIN STREAK REACHES 6 IN A BLOW OUT OVER THE BANGERS MINUS HIS PHILLY BOYS. 3. SMARTY JONES (-9). TOO MUCH FIREPOWER FROM HASSLEBACK,TIKI & LT. 4. THE AMISH (+7). THE AMISH HAVE LOST 4 IN A ROW AND GET OFF THE WAGON WITH A BIG UPSET WIN LED BY TATUM BELL'S HUGE DAY VS. THE JETS! JETS! JETS! 5. BIG CAT (-16). CAT, THAT'S ALOT OF WOOD TO COVER, BUT I HAVE FAITH IN THE BOYS THAT SHAUN ALEXANDER,PORTIS AND TRENT GREEN WILL DELIVER AND TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND. 6. DIRTY DEEDS (+15). IN A HUGE MATCHUP VS. MISSED DIRECTION. MISSED DIRECTION WILL WIN BUT NOT COVER THE LUMBER OF 15. FRANK(GM OF THE YEAR?) WILL AVENGE HIS ONLY LOSS OF THE YEAR VS. DIRTY DEEDS WITH THE VICTORY. HOW ARE YOU DOING IT THIS YEAR MY FRIEND? THERE IT IS..YOU'RE-- STONE...COLD...LEAD..PIPE...WEEK 11... LOCKS. DEANO

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/18/2005 3:24:05 AM EST

Deano are you out there?! We miss you brother. Give us a lock of the week please. Don't let the board die on us!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/18/2005 3:22:50 AM EST

We do have to throw the Big Cat one bone in that it's a shame to have both teams that are the class of the league in the same division. I only average 4 points a game more than him and he averages the same over the next closest team the rest are much closer to that team.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/18/2005 3:17:06 AM EST

Hey Chase...........maybe we don't need two less team after all and we just need 11 more teams with their heads removed from their asses?!! I seem to have 4 solid starting running backs which does me fine due to my sharp draft with an extra possiblility(pick up well after the weekly deadline) with the 5th depending on who takes the job in Dallas. RB's are a priority and an inmeasurable commodity my friend. It's killing the Big Cat that he picked second in the draft where he "couldn't go wrong" and he has a team that drafted well behind him ahead of him in the division. How long will drafting mass RB's be mocked? 5 of my top 8 were RB's, or better yet 4 of my top 6 were RB's. Can you smell a repeat?! That at this point is truely a stretch but I'm a lock for the playoffs and very well could take it all again this year. At the very least if I do a repeat it will bring credibility back to the teams watching every week help us forget the teams like the repeat and three or four time winner Red Elephants who only checked in on their lineups once ever four or five weeks.

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 11/16/2005 11:12:42 AM EST

Hey, Chase, easy on the Amish, they... No, wait. You are right. My team sucks. As you were.

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/15/2005 11:25:54 PM EST

wow you beat the fighting amish, big whoop wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...this league needs 2 less teams with all the injurys at the RB postion the talent is to spread out.........or maybe start 2 kickers look at all the points not being used up from them damn kickers

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/15/2005 11:01:15 PM EST

I miss Barnett and Swick now that his team swims with the fishes. I expected at least one comment about how this league sucks because it's a kicker and D league. They carried me to my win. I can beat you in so many ways!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/15/2005 9:17:21 AM EST

I did not have to manually adjust as our service took care of the defensive score.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/14/2005 9:17:51 PM EST

Missed FGs returned for TDs will be scored as TDs for your D/ST. I will adjust the game results after weekly stats are updated.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/14/2005 12:53:09 PM EST

There is nothing in our scoring setup that can handle this type of score but I agree that it should count as a D/ST score. I will check with the Rules Committee but I believe that it is a no brainer.

Anthony Coston - The Stooges: Posted on 11/13/2005 11:23:32 PM EST

Do I get points for the fg return by the Bears special teams? So far the site hasn't given me the points but I don't see how that wouldn't count as a def/st touchdown.

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 11/13/2005 5:31:51 PM EST

I have the e-mails (2 of them) if anyone needs proof That's also why I put Anquan on IR last night in case Mr. Davis wasn't suiting up this morning which he didn't. I know the week isn't done, but the Runnin' Nigerian Samkon Gado has a new fan in me!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/13/2005 4:37:20 PM EST

Motor Boat made an 11:00 pickup but I was gone. I have just processed and changed his starting lineup for the week.

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/13/2005 11:45:29 AM EST

BigCat is off to the circus so please post any last minute lineup changes to this board.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/10/2005 11:36:59 PM EST

I don't thing that even the BIG CAT GOOCH can get to this team. Yes folks, the Big Cat has reduced himself to cheering for the team that he's competing with for the division in hopes that his curse can take down the Football MD! He's reduced to that because his LIVING A LIE overrated lineup can't get the job done to overtake me! Good Luck Big Cat, maybe if you get Deano to make me his STONE COLD LOCK OF THE WEEK the two of you can double gooch my lineup into a loss. DEANO, HEY DEANO?! Are you still out there Deano?

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/10/2005 10:44:13 PM EST

Wow! Look at those Missed Direction matchups! The Amish don't have a snow ball's chance in hell. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 11/7/2005 6:43:03 PM EST

Great. Real life "Gang Banger" Canidate Terrell Owens can't keep his fucking mouth shut and just play football, so he's gone for the year. What an asshole. I mean, this guy is the definition of a Moron. When you look up Asshole, Moron, Stupid Fuck, Idiot, and Shit For Brains in Websters Dictionary, there is a picture of Terrell Owens next to the words! So not only am I hurting with Darrell Jackson, my #2 receiver out, now I lose my #1. Just great Terrell! Just think of yourself, you fucking Moron! What about us fantasy guys shithead?

ED Russel - Fly Fat Ass Fly: Posted on 11/7/2005 3:57:29 PM EST

I just wanted to thank Big Cat for putting the jinx on my team with talks of good matchups...15 points, ouch.

Bill James - Big Slick: Posted on 11/7/2005 12:34:12 PM EST

Down by 34, Peyton finally shows he is worthy of a first round pick by throwing for 5 TDs, 300+ yards. 2 of the TDs go to Stokely and Big Slick pulls the improbable come from behind upset........or not.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/6/2005 11:40:18 PM EST

A moment of silence for Deano. He's MIA. Once again we can't blame him for cowering into the fetal position after the Football Doctor slammed the door shut on him last week. We can all hope that there is a Deano siting soon!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/6/2005 1:05:11 PM EST

The Stooges called last minute and sat Moss and started Troy Williamson.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/6/2005 10:09:35 AM EST

My apologies to you too Big Slick. When I had checked the real time scoring I saw your lineup and your bye TE wasn't inserted into the lineup at that point causing me to run around the room in circles screaming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" to be followed by my "urgent" messages for the bye TE.

Bill James - Big Slick: Posted on 11/5/2005 4:57:01 PM EST

Thanks Frank, I did pick-up a tight end for my bye week. Wilford is a WR, which of course I need one of those too.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/5/2005 1:22:38 PM EST

MY APOLOGY TO BIG CAT..........DIDN'T SEE TE MOVE.........MY BAD..........I WAS WRONG!

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 11/5/2005 12:09:30 PM EST

DEANO, DEANO, DEANO!!!!!! How about picking against the Football Doctor again this week? I may need that intangible edge to get me through to victory this week. And thanks to the Big Cat for his endorsement of Fly Fat Ass Fly. That endorsement almost makes any kind of Deano Stone Cold Lock a moot point! And shame on Big Cat for not mentioning to Big Slick about BIG SLICK'S TE ON A BYE!!!! ******BIG SLICK YOUR TE IS ON A BYE********** PLEASE PICK UP A BYE TE********** DEANO IF YOU SEE THIS PLEASE REMIND HIM. For those that don't know Big Slick called Big Cat because he made a mistake in the transactions and gave me Ernest Wilford instead of Big Slick. And believe me if anyone checked out his and his opponents matchups it's the Big Cat and he's got a sly smile on his face hoping Big Slick forgets to replace Witten this week. DON'T WORRY BIG CAT, I'M ON THE JOB. I'M CALLING BIG SLICK MYSELF ABOUT ********BIG SLICK'S TE IS ON THE BYE*********** And outside of that I love Manning, Kevin Jones, Joe Horn and Brandon Stokley this week! Big Cat has been living a lie folks and it's about time he went down! Who has BIG SLICK'S phone number? I need to give him a call! Peace, I'll be back, Frank

Anthony Coston - The Stooges: Posted on 11/4/2005 5:54:39 PM EST

That's a bold statement for a team that is in a three way tie for first and only a half game ahead of the last place team in the division. Not to mention tied for the point lead in the division. I guess only time will tell if the Neil and Heath show can stay atop the division but I would say that odds are against it. Just wait for Randy Moss to get back to 100% and dominate the division!!!

Mika Casey - Motor Boatin SOB: Posted on 11/4/2005 11:31:38 AM EST

Public Notice - The East division is now property of Neil Rackers, Heath Miller and Co. and it's going to stay that way for the rest of the year! Sorry guys

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/4/2005 9:07:29 AM EST

Good read for newbies: Transaction Info ... Priority ... IR ... Butka Clarification Man I love those Fat Ass match-ups. Looks like the Doctor is going down. By the way, it only took Frank 5 years to realize that Missed Direction = MD = Doctor works. Wheeeeeeeeee! Time for the fat cat to grab his rightful spot atop the litter. And no, I am not looking past Big Willy. Is there any chance of snow this week in New England? Will this be the week that Manning explodes for 4 or 5 TDs and matches Alexanders 3 TDs against the Cardinal. Or will Trent Green or Kevin Jones finally explode? You just never know in the National Football League. If I only could decide which WRs to start. Anybody need one? I will give you choice of any of my 5 for the right RB. I will even throw in the starting running back for the mighty Packers. Anybody want to roll the dice? BigCat

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 11/2/2005 11:09:21 PM EST

http://www.martinoconnell.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=134 The trade deadline is the first kickoff of week nine (11/6/2005 @ 12:00 P.M.).

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/2/2005 8:51:46 AM EST

Roster Report: Reuben Droughns (RB) Cle [11-1-05] Cleveland Browns running back Reuben Droughns was arrested and charged with drunken driving early Tuesday. The State Highway Patrol said Droughns was pulled over at 1:09 a.m. after a trooper spotted the 27-year-old speeding and weaving in northbound traffic on U.S. 42 in suburban Cleveland. here we go

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 11/2/2005 8:50:59 AM EST

There is an update on the Trading Block page from this owner.

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/31/2005 4:57:05 PM EST

DEANO! DEANO! DEANO! You never go against Missed Direction! How couldn't you learn your lesson the first time!? Go anywhere but against the Football MD(Missed Direction). The Doctor gets it done. One thing we've all learned thus far is that when Deano gives a STONE COLD LOCK go with it hard, and when he gives a STONE COLD LOCK against the Football MD you put the national debt on the other side! I've got an entry for the "Draft Bust of the Year" and that would be the rest of my sad sack division! Yes all three folks! You will be able to see them all out together tonight trick or treating as the Three Blind Mice! More later.....just got back from LA and have to unpack!...........Peace!

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/30/2005 2:31:57 PM EST

that player may score as much as my 2 rb's.....2 fantasy leagues and i have a total of 3 point combined so far............this sucks....at least my SOX won it all

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/30/2005 1:24:53 PM EST

Hey Bangers, rather than waste our time with your dumbass posts, you should spend more time taking care of your team. This is the second time this year that you have a player on a bye in your starting lineup. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Jim Amsler - Fighting Amish: Posted on 10/30/2005 10:44:31 AM EST

For the coveted "Bust of the draft" award, I submit my first and second round picks for consideration: Duece McAllister and Javon Walker. Discuss.

Dean De Angelis - Dirty Dean's Done Dirt Cheap: Posted on 10/30/2005 8:43:50 AM EST

I'm a contender Big Cat and ready to get to the .500 mark, but not that confident to include Dirty Dean's in the stone cold lock of the week. And I beg to differ about bust of the draft...see my Stud RB Jamaal (I'd rather be back in jail, then running behind this O-Line) Lewis. Back by popular demand is STONE COLD LOCKS and this week is a No brainer..I'll bet $500 on Bob to cover the mark of 16 points against the Az-Hakim led Missed Direction ballclub. That's right folks Az-Hakim is still in the NFL! Frank, did I see you on TV at the White Sox parade? Deano

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/29/2005 2:16:30 AM EST

http://www.martinoconnell.com/boards/viewtopic.php?t=131 Big game Deano! Are you a contender or a pretender? I don't know if BigCat can cover the number but if you can get him in on a teaser it is money in the bank. Time for bust of the draft runner-up, Trent Green, to earn his paycheck. Hopefully all that Banger whining pays off and Gonzo catches a few TDs this week. It is time for What About Bob to put the sex scandal, the steroid scandal, the drunk driving arrest, and the infamous night club incident behind him and bring his A game this week against "Livin' A Lie" Missed Direction. The match-ups do show some promise. Let me know if you need help picking up bye receivers this week. I say next year we add a prize for the team that has the highest points against. Poor Smarty. By the way, the fantasy gods frown on those who are afraid to bring the smack unless they are on top. Maybe your team needs a little shake up. What do you say Portis and any one of my WRs for LT? ...

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/27/2005 11:43:37 AM EST

Dumb ass Marty takes my post off. Hey Cubbies SOX BABY!!!! SEE YOU AT THE PARADE!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/27/2005 1:10:11 AM EST

WORLD CHAMPS 2005 CHICAGO WHITE SOX WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! IS THIS HEAVEN??????

Ken Chase - Chase PI: Posted on 10/24/2005 12:44:24 AM EST

JIm....Big Cat needs a drug test ........i was at the Bear game today 1st offical regular season game wasn't to bad till the rain at half time. Wore the Marino jersey and took some heat seeing it was the 85 bears celebration, and my man Dan gave them their only loss that year......great stadium but i would much rather watch football on tv.....then back home to see MY SOX win again, i called the Jenks move as a bad one lucky for us PODS hit the roids in the post season.

Steve -O - Gang Bangers: Posted on 10/23/2005 6:48:19 PM EST

Yeah, dumb ass Cub fans wouldn't give Chicago a bad name, oh no! They just fight with players in the stands after stealing their caps, throw cellphones at 3rd basemen, and kill Fans outside the Stadium. Yep, Dumb ass Cub Fans. Pride of the City!

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/22/2005 2:21:55 AM EST

http://www.martinoconnell.com/boards/viewforum.php?f=9 (3000 character limit to posts) ... Sox fans warning. This success does come at a cost. After this year you will actually have to go to a game or two next year. And going to “Show Your Tattoo And Get In Free Day” does not count. Hey Swick. I agree with you . The Cubs ownership is moronic and bows down too much to the numbers and signs over-priced veterans. Some call it a luxury. I think their payroll should be 20 million less. They still would draw close to 90% of capacity (home and road). I say they take some chances and go with some rooks. And Swick, Cubs fans will never give the city a bad name. We leave that to Sox fans. Your choice. And remember, “second place is the first loser”. If I were offered free tickets to US Comiskular or Martinsville this weekend, I would be in Virginia watching the Astros on TV. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Enjoy the games! I am going to see the Wolves tomorrow night. Hopefully they have a good bar or we get rain. BigCat

Martin OConnell - BigCat: Posted on 10/22/2005 2:20:34 AM EST

http://www.martinoconnell.com/boards/viewforum.php?f=9 Let the Sage Rosenfels ERA begin! Where is Jay Fiedler when you need him? Bears/Ravens? What do you think? Come on now smart guys. Tell us how it goes down. I think the Bear D does the job but they have a bum punter and a kicker of whom I do not know the name. Two TDs should do it ... is it time for Orton to shine? I say yes. Bears win 17-12. Sox / Astros - World Series talk has been Grand fathered in. It was ruled upon by the 1994 CPFL Rules Committee. Wheeeeeeee! Speaking of the Rules Committee. James Amsler, owner of the Fighting Amish, has been added to the panel. He has successfully passed all CPFL background checks. This announcement is a bit late because of the results of his first drug test. A second was administered in August and he was cleared of using any performance enhancing drugs. I love the fact that the Sox are in the World Series. Would anybody who lives in the Midwest have wanted otherwise? Would you have rather seen the Yankees? The Angels? The farking Red Sox? Sox fans rejoice! Cubs fans rejoice! Baseball fans rejoice! Pitching! Pitching! Pitching! What a World Series this could be. This will be the best pitching the Sox have seen all year. Don’t let the perceptions fool you, the Sox do have an offense that can score some runs. The Sox have a legit 1-7 and are more equipped to use the DH than the Astros. Can Bagpipes make a difference? Man I hate the DH. And the American League for that matter. You know, the other League for those in the Midwest. Ya hey dare, the Brewers realized it. Two Thumps up to Bud Selig. Fantastic Commissioner! I am just happy the Cardinals did not make it. I have nothing but respect for their team, their history, their management, and their ownership. I will always root for the National League team in the World Series and rue the day (did I say it was Miller time in the BigCat Hillbilly Shanty) that I betray my Cub brethren and root for the Cardinals. Hey, what do homosexuals and Cardinal fans have in common? They both love Pooh-Hols. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Go Astros! Sorry Sox fans. I need to root for the real hillbillies in this one. Gardner, Biggio, Berkman, Clemens, and possibly Bagwell are all just too worthy of the Championship ring. Nothing worse than a hillbilly want-a-be. Sox fans, good luck. ...

Frank Walsh - Missed Direction: Posted on 10/18/2005 3:24:09 AM EST

Once again I ask the commish to intervene. Obviously the southside fans(Hillbilly retards) can't keep their sports straight and can't keep from focusing on another team while their team is in the World Series. Now that is the top of the heap when it comes to pathetic. This is a football board and the Bears or whatever team you root for fantasy included go to the Super Bowl. If the Hillbilly retards start the slander and name calling then we'll finish it. White Hillbilly Incestuous Trash Enane Stupid Obese TranseXuals. And don't worry folks, I spelled that real slow so they can understand what I just typed!

Anthony Coston - The Stooges: Posted on 10/18/2005 12:23:55 AM EST

Only a stupid ass SUX fan would think that their team making it to the World Series makes the Cubs look worse. That has nothing to do with the Cubs. The Cubs season is no different with the Sux in or out of the World Series. It's just that all Sux fans are the same and only care about the Cubs doing bad, why not just talk about how good your team is instead of trying to talk about how bad the Cubs are or comparing them to the Cubs. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your fag team in the World Series. I like how Ozzie is always showed kissing all the boys in the dugout after the game, that's cute!!!